3/7/2011 - Neckbeard Dating

Hello Neckbeard Enthusiasts!

You're in for a treat today. We've got something you can pass along to that special Neckbeard in your life. Does the sound of your favorite Neckbeard thinking of his favorite video game or anime character keep you up at night? You know, when he is masturbating into a dirty sock which has long been tarnished a dull yellow and eminates a pungent musty odor? Well, let me put your mind at ease. One lucky Neckbeard can win a date with the Team Fortress girl of his dreams!

As featured on Craigslist, the body of the ad states:

Team Fortess fun =) - w4m - 23

Hey guys Ive tried this before, fruitlessly but time to try again. I’m looking for someone to share their passion for tf2 or some other valve game. Maybe I can be the pyro and you can be the soldier and do some mini crits with your rocket ;) Or maybe I can be the scout and u can over power me as a heavy, or you could play as the demo man... KABLOWWEE... who knows... lets find out... I know what I’m asking is a bit odd, but nonetheless a fantasy I would like to fulfill, and I need your help!! A little about me; I’m a 23 year old college student, gamer, and I love cosplay, and meeting new people I am D/D free and protection is a must!!! Please include a picture of yourself in your costume and tell me about how you might imagine this tf2 fantasy playing out. I look forward to hearing from you!!! This is not a joke! Also, please title your email with the team fortress class of your choice! Red team ftw!!

Here are some screen shots of the original ad, as well as some photos of this Neckbearded Goddess.

Neckbeard of the Day - 3/6/2011

Yet another viewer submission.
This is a creature of beauty and awe. Let's walk through the mind of the beast as we post some candid photos. Ready?

Here we see our beautiful bearded brethren existing peacefully.

What happens next? Well, our photographer told him about the consequences of his life choices. Let's see how he reacted
Not to worry big guy, your World of Warcraft guild still thinks you are cool!

That helped him out, he is as jovial as can be!

Neckbeard of the Day - 9/7/10

A new day a new beard. This neckbeard happens to be modeling the fall line of our new line of clothing, NBM Active Wear. It's the bold new look that makes the statement "If I weren't so busy downloading this anime / recompiling this kernel / playing zelda I could be out running." Thanks for the excellent submission, keep them coming beard enthusiasts!

Neckbeard of the Day - 9/6/10

Neckbearded Splendor! A new NBM enthusiast submission graces our presence today.

Though he is clean shaven, his beard burns so brightly with the intensity of a thousand bearded sons (that's not a typo readers, that's a pun!).

You may have seen this proud and splendid neckbeard with his "LINUX" license plate on the way to and from ham radio club, or attending the neighborhood linux user group meeting. Observe the way the ever so subtle folds of his neckfat engulf the table in a manner that commands the respect and envy of his peers. This truly is a magnificent specimen and an excellent addition to NBM.

Neckbeard of the Day - 8/30/10

Hello Neckbeard Adventurers, we've got a wild neckbeard caught in its natural habitat - 5 Guys Burgers and Fries.

This is a fan submitted NBM post, so shouts out to the Heroic Hebrew Neckbeard Hunter that took his neckbeard adoration to the field to get some truly beautiful neckbeard photographs. Keep the submissions coming fellow Neckbeard enthusiasts!

Neckbead of the Day - 5/18/10 - Return of the Neckbeard

Hello Neckbeard enthusiasts! It has been a long time since we have seen these brilliant creatures exposed here on NBM. Here we see the back side of a balding neckbeard in a skirt with chains. His all black garb expresses the state of his soul, and his messenger bag contains all of his dungeons and dragons rulebooks (I'm not making this up). Can you imagine being this individual, over 200lbs and bald at the age of 20? Have a nice day neckbeard afficianados.

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/27/10 - Candid user submission neckbeard!

Hello beard enthusiasts, in this exciting installment of NBM we offer a user submitted neckbeard in its natural habitat. You can tell by the rufflings of its head-beard (often misinterpreted to be the 'hair' of the beast) that it has not bathed in many days. Truly a rare and magnificent find! Keep the submissions coming, amateur neckbeard enthusiasts. Happy bearding!

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/25/10 - Celebrity Neckbeard

This lovely neckbeard specimen has caused quite the ruckus in the local media. Here he is, featured on NBM.

Neckbeards in the news!

Henrietta, N.Y. —

A Rochester Institute of Technology student has been charged after allegedly masturbating in a women’s bathroom on campus.

Eric N. Siegel, 21, was charged by Monroe County deputies on Tuesday, Jan. 12 with public lewdness after allegedly exposing himself to a female student in a women’s bathroom in the Student Development Center.

Deputies, who did not give Siegel’s hometown, said the female student reported that a man entered the women’s bathroom and pressed up against an opening in the stall where she was, and began to masturbate. The man left after she kicked the stall door.

Siegel, a fifth-year computer engineering student, was charged the following day.

“Any disruption to our community is unacceptable at RIT,” said Dawn Soufleris, assistant vice president for student affairs at RIT, in a statement. “Behavior like this is not tolerated on our campus. We want students, faculty and staff to feel comfortable in all environments at RIT.”

Although RIT wouldn’t say at this point what disciplinary actions are possible if Siegel is found guilty, they did say the incident would be looked into.

“Cases like this are referred to our student conduct process for serious disciplinary action,” said Soufleris.

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/18/10

We caught these two neckbeards in the act. They were discussing the merits of various Linux kernel compilation techniques while preening their revered and precious beards. Indeed the neckbeard is a fantastic and beautiful natural resource and phenomenon put on God's great earth for us all to enjoy. Though a fairly significant neckbeard find, the creature on the left pales in comparison to the prize neckbeard featured on the right. I always love finding two magnificent creatures like this together, it is not often you get to see them like this outside of their natural habitat. What do you look for in a neckbeard? Post some comments with your input.

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/17/10

Hello neckbeard enthusiasts, after a month long hiatus, the mania you have all been waiting for is back and better than ever.

These neckbeards are training in the ancient art of neck-fu.

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Neckbeard of the Day - 12/19/2009

Hello friends. A pair of wild neckbeards has been spotted! Let's see if we can take a closer look.

There they are. Truly majestic creatures don't you think?

We've been spotted! Have no fear, it seems friendly.

Until next time neckbeard enthusiasts, happy bearding!

Neckbeard of the Day - 12/15/2009

Ladies and gentlebeards, I submit to your approval:

KING NECKBEARD

This guy is a class act. I am unfortunate enough to have a class with this smarmy individual. When he is not interjecting what his mind considers witty and sarcastic retorts to further his ultimate goal of impressing the pants off of the chubby neckbearded girl that sits to his left with his intellect, his hobbies include: computer science, world of warcraft, blogging, one-upsmanship, and bragging about being an atheist. All actions that this type of neckbeard undertake are solely to reinforce his sphere of influence amongst neckbeardkind. Neckbeards often engage in a form of mutual mental masturbation known as the neckbeard circlejerk, and the King neckbeard is the only neckbeard capable of effectively autofellating his own ego. This is the worst kind of neckbeard you will ever see OH GOD JUST LOOK AT THE LONG GREASY HAIR AND THE SMUG LITTLE GOATEE

Neckbeard of the day! 12/10/09

This is an obese neckbeard and his neckbeard girlfriend. Notice how she looks like a man, and he is obese. Neckbeardism you have to remember is a lifestyle, not just a hair style! His neckbeard is mostly on the inside, though the massive mutton chop sideburns are of note. This neckbeard can be found at WITR, the radio station of the Rochester Institute of Technology.

Neckbeard of the day! 12/9/09

Today I saw an neckbeard. Here he is playing anime video games while his anime figurine statue is out of the box on the table watching over his anime. Please to observe.

Neckbeards can become very militant about their anime if questioned. Anime is one of the things that unites neckbeards and as such it is one of the few things which will make them perform awkward attempts at socializing amongst other neckbeards. Today an anime girl told me "your troll powers are fail" and after I heard that I wanted to kill myself because it reminded me that even the women of RIT are neckbeards.

Hi blog

Hi I just wanted to start my blog today about the things in my life. My friend sent me a video on youtube and it made me happy because I knew that my friends care about sharing their beliefs and opinions with me.

I saw some neckbeards today. This happens because I live at the Rochester Institute of Technology. Everyone is terrible but I found an 8GB flash drive today and now I have lots of places to put ideas for future blogs and carry them with me everywhere!

I hate all RIT students. Please listen to http://witr.rit.edu/ they are the best.

Shout out to all my home boys and home girls on the internet you guys are the best and this blog wouldn't be possible without all of you!

P.S. PP4L lol you probably don't get it but its what some of my friends say.