Showing posts with label beard blog. Show all posts
Showing posts with label beard blog. Show all posts

Wednesday, March 16, 2011

PAXBeard Mania Day 3

 "WHAT IS HAPPENING HERE? WHERE ARE MY VIDEO GAMES? LET ME PONDER THIS WHILE I STROKE MY BEARD WITH MY MEATY HAM FIST."
VIDEO GAMES ARE AWESOME.

Monday, March 14, 2011

PAXBeard Mania!!!!

New Layout, New Day, New Beard, Same Blog!

First of all, I'd like to shout out to my faithful reader base of Neckbeard Maniacs. Thanks to you guys, we were on the front page of reddit all day. Read the comments of a horde of angry neckbeards bitching offering constructive criticism about this blog and my empathy here.

Secondly, in celebration of the quarter of a million people that have viewed our beloved blog in the past 24 hours (thanks again reddit fags), NBM is now on Twitter! Follow @neckbeardmania for all of your Neckbeard Mania needs.

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your approval, the first beard of many to come in the week of PAXbeard Mania!

Look at these majestic beasts as they lead the way to boldly go where no Neckbeard has gone before (outside)!
The leader of this pack of beards walks with a purposeful stride. Almost as though sentient and socially aware, the creature ventures onward leading his band. Fiction you say? As strange as it is, the Neckbeard congregates once a year at an event known as PAX. At PAX he will find many likebearded individuals. For you and I, the curious onlooker, it is a magical and beautiful sight.
Join us tomorrow for our next installment, PAXBeard II: The Beardening.

Sunday, March 6, 2011

Neckbeard of the Day - 3/6/2011

Yet another viewer submission.
This is a creature of beauty and awe. Let's walk through the mind of the beast as we post some candid photos. Ready?

Here we see our beautiful bearded brethren existing peacefully.

What happens next? Well, our photographer told him about the consequences of his life choices. Let's see how he reacted
Not to worry big guy, your World of Warcraft guild still thinks you are cool!


That helped him out, he is as jovial as can be!

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