PAXBear Mania Day 2: Band of Beards

Hello Beard Fans,
Another day another beard. That's how we do it here at Neckbeard Mania.
Looks like they unveiled the sequel to the hit Rockband franchise at PAX this year. It's called Beard Band. You and all of your overweight friends can rock the fuck out like real rock stars, except instead of sex drugs and rock and roll you will have masturbatory fantasies about anime, cheetos, and ... well, rock and roll I guess.

What would you call this particular beard band? Can you imagine being put in an environment where the girl(?) in red would be considered sexually desirable (PAX)? What steps are you taking to reduce your carbon footprint in a post 9/11 eco-conscious society? Post your answers in the comments!

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/25/10 - Celebrity Neckbeard

This lovely neckbeard specimen has caused quite the ruckus in the local media. Here he is, featured on NBM.

Neckbeards in the news!

Henrietta, N.Y. —

A Rochester Institute of Technology student has been charged after allegedly masturbating in a women’s bathroom on campus.

Eric N. Siegel, 21, was charged by Monroe County deputies on Tuesday, Jan. 12 with public lewdness after allegedly exposing himself to a female student in a women’s bathroom in the Student Development Center.

Deputies, who did not give Siegel’s hometown, said the female student reported that a man entered the women’s bathroom and pressed up against an opening in the stall where she was, and began to masturbate. The man left after she kicked the stall door.

Siegel, a fifth-year computer engineering student, was charged the following day.

“Any disruption to our community is unacceptable at RIT,” said Dawn Soufleris, assistant vice president for student affairs at RIT, in a statement. “Behavior like this is not tolerated on our campus. We want students, faculty and staff to feel comfortable in all environments at RIT.”

Although RIT wouldn’t say at this point what disciplinary actions are possible if Siegel is found guilty, they did say the incident would be looked into.

“Cases like this are referred to our student conduct process for serious disciplinary action,” said Soufleris.