Update: Blog of 12/26/09

My blog is utterly inundated with trackbacks from across the globe. Past commenters on my posts include U2 frontman Bono, His Majesty King Mohammed IV of Morocco, and former UN Secretary-General Boutros-Boutros Ghali. I've written over three thousand mind-stimulating and thought provoking entries dating back to 1995, and I've received over ten million comments, all from unique ip ranges.There has never been a single spam comment post that lasted more than 0.25 seconds due to superior spam detection software which I have written myself and ported to several popular blogging packages. You cannot even begin to compare to me.