3/7/2011 - Neckbeard Dating

Hello Neckbeard Enthusiasts!

You're in for a treat today. We've got something you can pass along to that special Neckbeard in your life. Does the sound of your favorite Neckbeard thinking of his favorite video game or anime character keep you up at night? You know, when he is masturbating into a dirty sock which has long been tarnished a dull yellow and eminates a pungent musty odor? Well, let me put your mind at ease. One lucky Neckbeard can win a date with the Team Fortress girl of his dreams!

As featured on Craigslist, the body of the ad states:

Team Fortess fun =) - w4m - 23

Hey guys Ive tried this before, fruitlessly but time to try again. I’m looking for someone to share their passion for tf2 or some other valve game. Maybe I can be the pyro and you can be the soldier and do some mini crits with your rocket ;) Or maybe I can be the scout and u can over power me as a heavy, or you could play as the demo man... KABLOWWEE... who knows... lets find out... I know what I’m asking is a bit odd, but nonetheless a fantasy I would like to fulfill, and I need your help!! A little about me; I’m a 23 year old college student, gamer, and I love cosplay, and meeting new people I am D/D free and protection is a must!!! Please include a picture of yourself in your costume and tell me about how you might imagine this tf2 fantasy playing out. I look forward to hearing from you!!! This is not a joke! Also, please title your email with the team fortress class of your choice! Red team ftw!!

Here are some screen shots of the original ad, as well as some photos of this Neckbearded Goddess.

Neckbeard of the Day - 3/6/2011

Yet another viewer submission.
This is a creature of beauty and awe. Let's walk through the mind of the beast as we post some candid photos. Ready?

Here we see our beautiful bearded brethren existing peacefully.

What happens next? Well, our photographer told him about the consequences of his life choices. Let's see how he reacted
Not to worry big guy, your World of Warcraft guild still thinks you are cool!

That helped him out, he is as jovial as can be!

Neckbeard of the Day - 9/7/10

A new day a new beard. This neckbeard happens to be modeling the fall line of our new line of clothing, NBM Active Wear. It's the bold new look that makes the statement "If I weren't so busy downloading this anime / recompiling this kernel / playing zelda I could be out running." Thanks for the excellent submission, keep them coming beard enthusiasts!