PAXBeard Mania Day 4 and 5

Sorry Neckbeard Maniacs, there was no update on Thursday or Friday because I was busy drinking. I hope you find that this post was worth the wait! I'm proud to bring PAXBeard Mania to a close with such fine Neckbearded beasts as the specimens we have for you below:

Beards blurring by at breakneck speeds.

 It doesn't even matter that this guy doesn't have a beard. I feel dirty just looking at this picture. As an aside, apparently Asians have no sense of self preservation, as why is this girl not running away terrified? Or is she just frozen with fear? LOOK OUT BITCH IT IS GOING TO EAT YOU. Just to stay topical and relevant, I should make a joke about how this guy could have easily used his body mass to generate a tsunami and wipe out Japan or something.

We caught several Neckbeards participating in some sort of ritual. The one with blue hair seems to be the leader. He likely has the most experience points.

WELL GUYS AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE VERY EXCITED THAT YOU JOINED US FOR PAXBEARD MANIA, SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR (THUMBS UP ™ )

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PAXBear Mania Day 2: Band of Beards

Hello Beard Fans,
Another day another beard. That's how we do it here at Neckbeard Mania.
Looks like they unveiled the sequel to the hit Rockband franchise at PAX this year. It's called Beard Band. You and all of your overweight friends can rock the fuck out like real rock stars, except instead of sex drugs and rock and roll you will have masturbatory fantasies about anime, cheetos, and ... well, rock and roll I guess.

What would you call this particular beard band? Can you imagine being put in an environment where the girl(?) in red would be considered sexually desirable (PAX)? What steps are you taking to reduce your carbon footprint in a post 9/11 eco-conscious society? Post your answers in the comments!

PAXBeard Mania!!!!

New Layout, New Day, New Beard, Same Blog!

First of all, I'd like to shout out to my faithful reader base of Neckbeard Maniacs. Thanks to you guys, we were on the front page of reddit all day. Read the comments of a horde of angry neckbeards bitching offering constructive criticism about this blog and my empathy here.

Secondly, in celebration of the quarter of a million people that have viewed our beloved blog in the past 24 hours (thanks again reddit fags), NBM is now on Twitter! Follow @neckbeardmania for all of your Neckbeard Mania needs.

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your approval, the first beard of many to come in the week of PAXbeard Mania!

Look at these majestic beasts as they lead the way to boldly go where no Neckbeard has gone before (outside)!
The leader of this pack of beards walks with a purposeful stride. Almost as though sentient and socially aware, the creature ventures onward leading his band. Fiction you say? As strange as it is, the Neckbeard congregates once a year at an event known as PAX. At PAX he will find many likebearded individuals. For you and I, the curious onlooker, it is a magical and beautiful sight.
Join us tomorrow for our next installment, PAXBeard II: The Beardening.

Neckbeard of the Day - 3/6/2011

Yet another viewer submission.
This is a creature of beauty and awe. Let's walk through the mind of the beast as we post some candid photos. Ready?

Here we see our beautiful bearded brethren existing peacefully.

What happens next? Well, our photographer told him about the consequences of his life choices. Let's see how he reacted
Not to worry big guy, your World of Warcraft guild still thinks you are cool!

That helped him out, he is as jovial as can be!

Neckbeard of the Day - 8/30/10

Hello Neckbeard Adventurers, we've got a wild neckbeard caught in its natural habitat - 5 Guys Burgers and Fries.

This is a fan submitted NBM post, so shouts out to the Heroic Hebrew Neckbeard Hunter that took his neckbeard adoration to the field to get some truly beautiful neckbeard photographs. Keep the submissions coming fellow Neckbeard enthusiasts!

Neckbead of the Day - 5/18/10 - Return of the Neckbeard

Hello Neckbeard enthusiasts! It has been a long time since we have seen these brilliant creatures exposed here on NBM. Here we see the back side of a balding neckbeard in a skirt with chains. His all black garb expresses the state of his soul, and his messenger bag contains all of his dungeons and dragons rulebooks (I'm not making this up). Can you imagine being this individual, over 200lbs and bald at the age of 20? Have a nice day neckbeard afficianados.

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/27/10 - Candid user submission neckbeard!

Hello beard enthusiasts, in this exciting installment of NBM we offer a user submitted neckbeard in its natural habitat. You can tell by the rufflings of its head-beard (often misinterpreted to be the 'hair' of the beast) that it has not bathed in many days. Truly a rare and magnificent find! Keep the submissions coming, amateur neckbeard enthusiasts. Happy bearding!

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/17/10

Hello neckbeard enthusiasts, after a month long hiatus, the mania you have all been waiting for is back and better than ever.

These neckbeards are training in the ancient art of neck-fu.

Neckbeard of the Day - 12/19/2009

Hello friends. A pair of wild neckbeards has been spotted! Let's see if we can take a closer look.

There they are. Truly majestic creatures don't you think?

We've been spotted! Have no fear, it seems friendly.

Until next time neckbeard enthusiasts, happy bearding!

Neckbeard of the day! 12/9/09

Today I saw an neckbeard. Here he is playing anime video games while his anime figurine statue is out of the box on the table watching over his anime. Please to observe.

Neckbeards can become very militant about their anime if questioned. Anime is one of the things that unites neckbeards and as such it is one of the few things which will make them perform awkward attempts at socializing amongst other neckbeards. Today an anime girl told me "your troll powers are fail" and after I heard that I wanted to kill myself because it reminded me that even the women of RIT are neckbeards.