Ladies and gentlebeards, I submit to your approval:
KING NECKBEARD
This guy is a class act. I am unfortunate enough to have a class with this smarmy individual. When he is not interjecting what his mind considers witty and sarcastic retorts to further his ultimate goal of impressing the pants off of the chubby neckbearded girl that sits to his left with his intellect, his hobbies include: computer science, world of warcraft, blogging, one-upsmanship, and bragging about being an atheist. All actions that this type of neckbeard undertake are solely to reinforce his sphere of influence amongst neckbeardkind. Neckbeards often engage in a form of mutual mental masturbation known as the neckbeard circlejerk, and the King neckbeard is the only neckbeard capable of effectively autofellating his own ego. This is the worst kind of neckbeard you will ever see OH GOD JUST LOOK AT THE LONG GREASY HAIR AND THE SMUG LITTLE GOATEE
This guy is cool. What the fuck is wrong with you? I know this guy, he is way cooler and smarter than you and your entire family. You have disgraced your family name. This guy is cooler than your entire family tree. I hope you get castrated. I hope your family tree gets cut down to make toilet paper so I can wipe the shit off my ass with you and your worthless family.
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