Fun with Dinosaurs

Once upon a time I had $30, so I decided to spend it on fiverr.com
Fiverr, if you've not heard of it, is a website where people can whore themselves out for five dollars at a time.
I decided I would go to fiverr with a request for a bizarre image to be created in the likeness of one of my deepest fantasies the most bizarre shit I could think of.

I asked four artists to provide me the following:

"Hello, 
I would like a drawing of the following please: 
A tyrannosaurus rex wearing night vision goggles that is masturbating. He is ejaculating a laser beam, which is going to destroy the 2nd tower of the world trade center (the first is already smoking and destroyed). The sun should be in the background with a face and smiling. Please incorporate an Egyptian theme as well, some sort of pyramid maybe."

My first request was to fiverr user jeffreylloyd:

Off to a disappointing start.  Let's resubmit the drawing and remove the inappropriate bits:

Well that worked, and now for the final result!

Lackluster at best. Moving on to fiverr user Televators!

Another disappointing rejection.

Fiverr user SirKillington:

Of course I save the best for last...

Fiverr user GMChris:

That's the end of part one. I commissioned several more dinosaur themed drawings from GMChris after seeing how the first one turned out. Stay tuned!

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/18/10

We caught these two neckbeards in the act. They were discussing the merits of various Linux kernel compilation techniques while preening their revered and precious beards. Indeed the neckbeard is a fantastic and beautiful natural resource and phenomenon put on God's great earth for us all to enjoy. Though a fairly significant neckbeard find, the creature on the left pales in comparison to the prize neckbeard featured on the right. I always love finding two magnificent creatures like this together, it is not often you get to see them like this outside of their natural habitat. What do you look for in a neckbeard? Post some comments with your input.

Neckbeard of the Day - 12/15/2009

Ladies and gentlebeards, I submit to your approval:

KING NECKBEARD

This guy is a class act. I am unfortunate enough to have a class with this smarmy individual. When he is not interjecting what his mind considers witty and sarcastic retorts to further his ultimate goal of impressing the pants off of the chubby neckbearded girl that sits to his left with his intellect, his hobbies include: computer science, world of warcraft, blogging, one-upsmanship, and bragging about being an atheist. All actions that this type of neckbeard undertake are solely to reinforce his sphere of influence amongst neckbeardkind. Neckbeards often engage in a form of mutual mental masturbation known as the neckbeard circlejerk, and the King neckbeard is the only neckbeard capable of effectively autofellating his own ego. This is the worst kind of neckbeard you will ever see OH GOD JUST LOOK AT THE LONG GREASY HAIR AND THE SMUG LITTLE GOATEE

Neckbeard of the day! 12/10/09

This is an obese neckbeard and his neckbeard girlfriend. Notice how she looks like a man, and he is obese. Neckbeardism you have to remember is a lifestyle, not just a hair style! His neckbeard is mostly on the inside, though the massive mutton chop sideburns are of note. This neckbeard can be found at WITR, the radio station of the Rochester Institute of Technology.