Neckbeard of the Day - 8/30/10

Hello Neckbeard Adventurers, we've got a wild neckbeard caught in its natural habitat - 5 Guys Burgers and Fries.

This is a fan submitted NBM post, so shouts out to the Heroic Hebrew Neckbeard Hunter that took his neckbeard adoration to the field to get some truly beautiful neckbeard photographs. Keep the submissions coming fellow Neckbeard enthusiasts!

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/25/10 - Celebrity Neckbeard

This lovely neckbeard specimen has caused quite the ruckus in the local media. Here he is, featured on NBM.

Neckbeards in the news!

Henrietta, N.Y. —

A Rochester Institute of Technology student has been charged after allegedly masturbating in a women’s bathroom on campus.

Eric N. Siegel, 21, was charged by Monroe County deputies on Tuesday, Jan. 12 with public lewdness after allegedly exposing himself to a female student in a women’s bathroom in the Student Development Center.

Deputies, who did not give Siegel’s hometown, said the female student reported that a man entered the women’s bathroom and pressed up against an opening in the stall where she was, and began to masturbate. The man left after she kicked the stall door.

Siegel, a fifth-year computer engineering student, was charged the following day.

“Any disruption to our community is unacceptable at RIT,” said Dawn Soufleris, assistant vice president for student affairs at RIT, in a statement. “Behavior like this is not tolerated on our campus. We want students, faculty and staff to feel comfortable in all environments at RIT.”

Although RIT wouldn’t say at this point what disciplinary actions are possible if Siegel is found guilty, they did say the incident would be looked into.

“Cases like this are referred to our student conduct process for serious disciplinary action,” said Soufleris.

Neckbeard of the Day - 1/18/10

We caught these two neckbeards in the act. They were discussing the merits of various Linux kernel compilation techniques while preening their revered and precious beards. Indeed the neckbeard is a fantastic and beautiful natural resource and phenomenon put on God's great earth for us all to enjoy. Though a fairly significant neckbeard find, the creature on the left pales in comparison to the prize neckbeard featured on the right. I always love finding two magnificent creatures like this together, it is not often you get to see them like this outside of their natural habitat. What do you look for in a neckbeard? Post some comments with your input.

Neckbeard of the Day - 12/15/2009

Ladies and gentlebeards, I submit to your approval:

KING NECKBEARD

This guy is a class act. I am unfortunate enough to have a class with this smarmy individual. When he is not interjecting what his mind considers witty and sarcastic retorts to further his ultimate goal of impressing the pants off of the chubby neckbearded girl that sits to his left with his intellect, his hobbies include: computer science, world of warcraft, blogging, one-upsmanship, and bragging about being an atheist. All actions that this type of neckbeard undertake are solely to reinforce his sphere of influence amongst neckbeardkind. Neckbeards often engage in a form of mutual mental masturbation known as the neckbeard circlejerk, and the King neckbeard is the only neckbeard capable of effectively autofellating his own ego. This is the worst kind of neckbeard you will ever see OH GOD JUST LOOK AT THE LONG GREASY HAIR AND THE SMUG LITTLE GOATEE