PAXBear Mania Day 2: Band of Beards

Hello Beard Fans,
Another day another beard. That's how we do it here at Neckbeard Mania.
Looks like they unveiled the sequel to the hit Rockband franchise at PAX this year. It's called Beard Band. You and all of your overweight friends can rock the fuck out like real rock stars, except instead of sex drugs and rock and roll you will have masturbatory fantasies about anime, cheetos, and ... well, rock and roll I guess.

What would you call this particular beard band? Can you imagine being put in an environment where the girl(?) in red would be considered sexually desirable (PAX)? What steps are you taking to reduce your carbon footprint in a post 9/11 eco-conscious society? Post your answers in the comments!