PAXBeard Mania Day 4 and 5

Sorry Neckbeard Maniacs, there was no update on Thursday or Friday because I was busy drinking. I hope you find that this post was worth the wait! I'm proud to bring PAXBeard Mania to a close with such fine Neckbearded beasts as the specimens we have for you below:

Beards blurring by at breakneck speeds.

 It doesn't even matter that this guy doesn't have a beard. I feel dirty just looking at this picture. As an aside, apparently Asians have no sense of self preservation, as why is this girl not running away terrified? Or is she just frozen with fear? LOOK OUT BITCH IT IS GOING TO EAT YOU. Just to stay topical and relevant, I should make a joke about how this guy could have easily used his body mass to generate a tsunami and wipe out Japan or something.

We caught several Neckbeards participating in some sort of ritual. The one with blue hair seems to be the leader. He likely has the most experience points.

WELL GUYS AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE VERY EXCITED THAT YOU JOINED US FOR PAXBEARD MANIA, SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR (THUMBS UP ™ )

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PAXBear Mania Day 2: Band of Beards

Hello Beard Fans,
Another day another beard. That's how we do it here at Neckbeard Mania.
Looks like they unveiled the sequel to the hit Rockband franchise at PAX this year. It's called Beard Band. You and all of your overweight friends can rock the fuck out like real rock stars, except instead of sex drugs and rock and roll you will have masturbatory fantasies about anime, cheetos, and ... well, rock and roll I guess.

What would you call this particular beard band? Can you imagine being put in an environment where the girl(?) in red would be considered sexually desirable (PAX)? What steps are you taking to reduce your carbon footprint in a post 9/11 eco-conscious society? Post your answers in the comments!