Sunday, March 20, 2011

PAXBeard Mania Day 4 and 5

Sorry Neckbeard Maniacs, there was no update on Thursday or Friday because I was busy drinking. I hope you find that this post was worth the wait! I'm proud to bring PAXBeard Mania to a close with such fine Neckbearded beasts as the specimens we have for you below:

Beards blurring by at breakneck speeds.
 It doesn't even matter that this guy doesn't have a beard. I feel dirty just looking at this picture. As an aside, apparently Asians have no sense of self preservation, as why is this girl not running away terrified? Or is she just frozen with fear? LOOK OUT BITCH IT IS GOING TO EAT YOU. Just to stay topical and relevant, I should make a joke about how this guy could have easily used his body mass to generate a tsunami and wipe out Japan or something.
We caught several Neckbeards participating in some sort of ritual. The one with blue hair seems to be the leader. He likely has the most experience points.
WELL GUYS AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE VERY EXCITED THAT YOU JOINED US FOR PAXBEARD MANIA, SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR (THUMBS UP ™ )

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3 comments:

  1. Hey this hate isn't funny ok? That is a famous ACTOR with that asian bint. This man has more success than you will ever have, and it is more famous than you'll ever be. Look at it acting here, in the movie Blade:

    http://ritporn.com/actors.jpg

    Why don't you grow up and stop picking on people who are clearly way better than you?

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  2. whiteknight, you are my hero. I want to just give you a big kiss!

    I feel the same way. The fag posting these blog posts, is totally just jealous of people who are better than him, so he makes fun of them on the net.

    I wish he'd kill himself. It'd be awesome! Like, it'd be the happiest day of my life!

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