No neckbeards here, but someone sent me an SMS today. It was addressed to the wrong number. Naturally, I played along.
her: omg i can't believe you would do something like that, you broke my heartme: you deserved ither: omg no i didn't you jerk i deserve so much better than youme: that will never happen in the next 6 and a half years. you also are not very prettyher: you bastard i hate you and i hope you die aloneme: guess how many of your friends i cheated on you with? i'll give you a hint, it's more than 1her: who brooke???me: wouldn't you like to know, lolher: tell meeeeme: send me a naked picture and i willher: hell no where through you just admitted you cheated on me don't try to sweet talk meme: i'm sorry baby we can work it outher: that depends did you sleep with brooke or notme: i would never cheat on you, you know thather: LiESme: brooke was the best lay i've ever had and frankly you've been getting fatterme: all of your friends have been laughing behind your backher: YOU UGLY BASTARD I DONT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I HATE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANY ONE LIKE MEme: baby I miss you let's stop fightingher: I will never forgive you for thisme: can we have sex one last time just to say goodbye?her: hell no you blew it you assholeme: I think I'm in love with you. Please don't leave me.her: You already left me when you cheated on meme: I was thinking about you. I promise.her: like I haven't heard that beforeme: I didn't really cheat on you I was just testing you. You passed!her: Yeaah right I've been hurt by so many people in my life that now I relize your just like everyone elseme: You are making a big mistake. We could have had something beautiful. I had our kid's names picked out.her: I know what I'm doingme: you have an ugly loose pussy and brooke gives great head and prostate massagesher: well i hope you 2 are happy together but im doneme: I hope you turn into a bird and then explode in an explosion of blood and feathers and then someone uses your explosion to bring tupac back to life. he's a better rapper than you will ever be and he keeps our hopes and dreams of the black planet aliveher: what
Purepure gold. Lol
ReplyDeleteI hope you told them the truth at some point, whether the person was foolish or not you've probably really upset them and caused them a great deal of distress for a few chuckles over the internet.
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ReplyDeletewell played sir, well payed
ReplyDeleteSociopathy isn't funny. You probably made some girl cry for hours for your own amusement. Tell me how this is okay to you.
ReplyDeleteGreat, you're a moronic, careless half-wit taking your frustration out on innocent people, and then broadcasting it across the Internet for everyone to see. When the IP histories are leaked to wikileaks, everyone will know what an immature, negative, vulgar failure you are. Awesome!
ReplyDeleteWhat? Wikileaks doesn't bother with the likes of us civilians.
ReplyDeletei miss you tupac :(
ReplyDeletelol!
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ReplyDeleteHow do you text a wrong number? You'd think she had the guys number stored in her phone
ReplyDelete@temper001
ReplyDeleteINTERNET WHITE KNIGHTS, ASSEMBLE! Sorry bro, this won't get you laid.
This has nothing to do with "white knights" (aka your handy label for ignoring the words of people calling you on your bullshit), and all to do with you and the OP being revolting excuses for human beings.
ReplyDeleteThat was fucking hilarious. I applaud you for your creativity.
ReplyDeleteWhy would anyone ever do this? It's not funny.
ReplyDeleteWiki-leaks is back-tracing the internet right now and they will find you...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scyGo7tkC4I
ReplyDeleteWow, this is only the 4th or 5th time I've seen this on the internet, good try though.
ReplyDeleteyou people are all fucking retards. wikileaks has nothing to do with regular people, they don't give a shit about whether you made someone break up with her boyfriend or not. YOU ARE ALL A BUNCH OF RETARDED FUCKING IDIOTS. Find something better to do on the internet then criticize people and make empty accusations. everyone will forget about this in about an hour.
ReplyDeleteI have notified the internet police.
ReplyDeleteThey are backtracing you.
The consequences... they won't ever be the same.
11/10
ReplyDeletei call bullshit. How did you know you were getting a text from a girl? coulda been a guy, and then you would have bombed on "you're not very pretty"
ReplyDeletethat is amazing! the ending is the best, well played!
ReplyDeleteMarc: You're not very pretty.
ReplyDelete"Sociopathy isn't funny."
ReplyDeleteExcept when it is :]
wow i am reposting! good work sir
ReplyDeletehahahaha thats awesome..lmao
ReplyDeleteWow man.. Thats just great! What made you think exploding birds will bring Tupac back to life?
ReplyDelete@ Mark
ReplyDeleteWhat sorta man woulda texted
"omg i can't believe you would do something like that, you broke my heart"
I'm genuinely surprised at how close you were to talking her "back" into a relationship after just telling her you cheated on her.
ReplyDeleteThe ending, good sir, is pure gold.
kinda unethical.. but da way u finished it turns the balance on ur side..
ReplyDeleteFucking awesome! hahaha
ReplyDeletewell played sir, that was an intense excersice of imagination +10 to you!
ReplyDeletePeople have no fucking sense of humor. Frankly, this girl sounds like an idiot and deserves whatever horrible relationship drama she gets herself into. Anyone with half a brain would've been able to figure out something was amiss here.
ReplyDeleteFucking lame. Anyone who thinks this is funny is fucking retard. End yourselves before you breed.
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