No neckbeards here, but someone sent me an SMS today. It was addressed to the wrong number. Naturally, I played along.
her: omg i can't believe you would do something like that, you broke my heartme: you deserved ither: omg no i didn't you jerk i deserve so much better than youme: that will never happen in the next 6 and a half years. you also are not very prettyher: you bastard i hate you and i hope you die aloneme: guess how many of your friends i cheated on you with? i'll give you a hint, it's more than 1her: who brooke???me: wouldn't you like to know, lolher: tell meeeeme: send me a naked picture and i willher: hell no where through you just admitted you cheated on me don't try to sweet talk meme: i'm sorry baby we can work it outher: that depends did you sleep with brooke or notme: i would never cheat on you, you know thather: LiESme: brooke was the best lay i've ever had and frankly you've been getting fatterme: all of your friends have been laughing behind your backher: YOU UGLY BASTARD I DONT BELIEVE YOU WOULD DO THIS TO ME I HATE YOU AND YOU WILL NEVER FIND ANY ONE LIKE MEme: baby I miss you let's stop fightingher: I will never forgive you for thisme: can we have sex one last time just to say goodbye?her: hell no you blew it you assholeme: I think I'm in love with you. Please don't leave me.her: You already left me when you cheated on meme: I was thinking about you. I promise.her: like I haven't heard that beforeme: I didn't really cheat on you I was just testing you. You passed!her: Yeaah right I've been hurt by so many people in my life that now I relize your just like everyone elseme: You are making a big mistake. We could have had something beautiful. I had our kid's names picked out.her: I know what I'm doingme: you have an ugly loose pussy and brooke gives great head and prostate massagesher: well i hope you 2 are happy together but im doneme: I hope you turn into a bird and then explode in an explosion of blood and feathers and then someone uses your explosion to bring tupac back to life. he's a better rapper than you will ever be and he keeps our hopes and dreams of the black planet aliveher: what