PAXBeard Mania Day 4 and 5

Sorry Neckbeard Maniacs, there was no update on Thursday or Friday because I was busy drinking. I hope you find that this post was worth the wait! I'm proud to bring PAXBeard Mania to a close with such fine Neckbearded beasts as the specimens we have for you below:

Beards blurring by at breakneck speeds.

 It doesn't even matter that this guy doesn't have a beard. I feel dirty just looking at this picture. As an aside, apparently Asians have no sense of self preservation, as why is this girl not running away terrified? Or is she just frozen with fear? LOOK OUT BITCH IT IS GOING TO EAT YOU. Just to stay topical and relevant, I should make a joke about how this guy could have easily used his body mass to generate a tsunami and wipe out Japan or something.

We caught several Neckbeards participating in some sort of ritual. The one with blue hair seems to be the leader. He likely has the most experience points.

WELL GUYS AS YOU CAN SEE WE ARE VERY EXCITED THAT YOU JOINED US FOR PAXBEARD MANIA, SEE YOU AGAIN NEXT YEAR (THUMBS UP ™ )

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PAXBear Mania Day 2: Band of Beards

Hello Beard Fans,
Another day another beard. That's how we do it here at Neckbeard Mania.
Looks like they unveiled the sequel to the hit Rockband franchise at PAX this year. It's called Beard Band. You and all of your overweight friends can rock the fuck out like real rock stars, except instead of sex drugs and rock and roll you will have masturbatory fantasies about anime, cheetos, and ... well, rock and roll I guess.

What would you call this particular beard band? Can you imagine being put in an environment where the girl(?) in red would be considered sexually desirable (PAX)? What steps are you taking to reduce your carbon footprint in a post 9/11 eco-conscious society? Post your answers in the comments!

PAXBeard Mania!!!!

New Layout, New Day, New Beard, Same Blog!

First of all, I'd like to shout out to my faithful reader base of Neckbeard Maniacs. Thanks to you guys, we were on the front page of reddit all day. Read the comments of a horde of angry neckbeards bitching offering constructive criticism about this blog and my empathy here.

Secondly, in celebration of the quarter of a million people that have viewed our beloved blog in the past 24 hours (thanks again reddit fags), NBM is now on Twitter! Follow @neckbeardmania for all of your Neckbeard Mania needs.

Finally, the moment you've all been waiting for. Ladies and gentlemen, I submit for your approval, the first beard of many to come in the week of PAXbeard Mania!

Look at these majestic beasts as they lead the way to boldly go where no Neckbeard has gone before (outside)!
The leader of this pack of beards walks with a purposeful stride. Almost as though sentient and socially aware, the creature ventures onward leading his band. Fiction you say? As strange as it is, the Neckbeard congregates once a year at an event known as PAX. At PAX he will find many likebearded individuals. For you and I, the curious onlooker, it is a magical and beautiful sight.
Join us tomorrow for our next installment, PAXBeard II: The Beardening.